remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite